I
always read stories of people getting stuck in blueberry fields or on
back dirt roads with their vehicles and thought “silly people, why
would they think that is a road? Why would they not just turn
around?” The people always say that they were trusting their GPS
because it had never led them astray before and figured it was a
shortcut of sorts. The thing about following Google Maps or a GPS is
that they always work so well in a city that when you go to the
country or to a new area, you forget about the limitations of
technology. Roads seem to all look the same from space and anyone
from the area knows that the logging or tractor road isn't a
throughway but a computer and satellite can't yet tell the
difference. And so the tourists go off through the field and everyone
has a good laugh knowing confidently they would never be so naive.
My
parents, Amy, and I, recently went on a road trip around the Gaspé
peninsula. Being from New Brunswick, we always heard how
beautiful that part of Canada is but it always seemed too close for a
“real” vacation yet too far away for a “staycation.” We
decided this was the year to see that part of our country.
We
drove the eight hours from the south of New Brunswick to our hostel
close to the Fornillon National Park. We stopped for an extended
break near Percé
Rock
to stretch our legs. Mom and Dad had talked about Percé Rock
as a tourism site on the drive up while Amy and I didn't know what
they were referring to. When we got there, we discovered it is a
large rock to shore where the water has carved out a hole in the
middle. Apparently it is one of the big Quebec tourism things
according to the brochures. “See our big rock with a hole in it!
You can look at it from various angles and then kayak out to it!”
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Percé Rock! |
I
can't mock it that much because New Brunswick has much of their
tourism campaign centred around oddly shaped soil erosion as well.
“Come see our sandstone rock formations that look vaguely like
flower pots! Some of them also have holes in them and watch out that
the tide doesn't wash you out to sea!” At least Quebec doesn't
charge 10$ a person to look at their rock.
There
was a board walk and tower built on the beach by the rock so we
walked around and then climbed up to get a better view and take some
pictures. Amy stayed on the ground because spending energy climbing a
tower seemed like a stupid use of her limited energy. We could see
some whales from shore which was exciting because we love whale
watching.
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Whale! |
We
are the family that pulls over on the side of the road to watch
whales swim by. We will pull out blankets to keep us warm while we
sit in the rain watching them feed. On a road trip in Newfoundland,
the whales would be shockingly close to shore due to the steep ocean
drop-offs so if Amy or I were driving, we were known to suddenly pull
over to watch. For some reason, Isaiah decided he had enough of that
and took over driving while alongside the ocean. He said it was “so
we could look for whales safely instead of killing us all while we
drove and looked for whales at the same time.”
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Whale showing off! |
We
spent a few days in Fornollin National Park going on hikes, watching
whales and seals from shore, and taking many pictures of birds
fishing. Amy and I went out on a clear night and took some amazing
night sky pictures in the park.
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Sisters at night. |
We kept looking for moose but didn't see any even
though the park rangers kept saying how many are in the park. I felt
that if we had put the camera away, a moose would have sauntered down
the road in front of us.
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The park is beautiful. |
We
then spent a day driving to the more inland provincial park, Parc
national de la Gaspésie where we were staying outside of the park in
a chalet more in the woods.
Getting
to the chalet is when the Watson family learned how how people end up
getting stuck in blueberry fields from following Google. You think
“that would never happen to me, why are people so stupid?” This
is the story of those people.
We
knew that we were staying at a chalet in, basically the middle of the
woods, so figured the road the lodging would not be great. We assumed
it would not be paved or particularly well marked so we weren't too
surprised at the start when our Google maps directions told us to
drive through a residential area and then the houses and paved road
ended.
This
did not throw up a red flag to anyone because there were no signs to
indicate that the official road had ended. No sign saying dead end.
It was simply a road that turned from pavement to dirt. This happens
all the time in rural Canada, nothing to think twice about.
About
10 minutes in, the road became significantly narrower. It also had
gone gradually from crushed rock to more of an actual dirt road. Down
to one lane where we thought “hmmm, this seems suspiciously not
like a road” but Google told us that the destination was 20 more
minutes down the road so why would we turn around now? It was the end
of a long driving day and we all just wanted to get to the
destination. Turning around now and asking for better directions
would cost us way more time than continuing down this path.
This
is what economists like to call “sunken cost fallacy” where you
feel as though you have to keep doing something because you don't
want the time or money that you invested to be a waste. So you keep
investing in the failing business instead of cutting your loses or
continue driving down the now-obviously-a-four-wheeler-trail because
now Google says you are just ten minutes away instead of making the
rational decision of turning around and finding an actual road.
The
only thing that kept us going were wooden blue arrow markers
seemingly directing us through the maze of trails. Of course we
didn't know if the arrows meant a way through the forest or if it was
a Hansel and Gretel situation where instead of being lured in by the
candy house, the modern cannibalistic witch in the forest used
Google, a promise of almost being at our destination, and wooden blue
arrows that seemed like vague road markers to get lost tourist to her
house. I was honestly so car sick at that point that I would have
openly welcomed a witch with a candy house.
Dad
kept zooming down the trail with confidence that none of us felt,
crossed over a few suspicious puddles of water never knowing how deep
the pothole would be, while I was in the back seat trying to keep my
lunch in my stomach, Amy wouldn't stop apologizing for booking this
place in the wilderness while she kept consulting Google Maps on her
phone, and Mom kept hitting an imaginary brake with her foot. Fun
times for all.
At
this point you are probably thinking, “Wow, good thing you were
driving something sturdy with four wheel drive like a truck or SUV.”
Yeah, we were in the Toyota Matrix. The good thing about the Matrix
is that it has surprisingly high clearance and Mom and Dad have
driven it down terrible dirt roads in New Brunswick to get to
kayaking spots so this wasn't so unusual for the car. However, it was
still quite unpleasant.
Eventually
we crossed a hill and we could see a church on the horizon. A church!
That meant people and probably a non-four wheeler road!
And
then we could see power lines. Power lines! Hope of people!
Eventually
we reached a fork where the two options were to either go right, down
a steep hill where it looked like the trail had been washed out or
left, staying on higher ground with a newly cut trail. At this point
Google wanted us to go through the washed out road but we decided
that would be a really terrible life decision so followed the newly
cut path.
And
suddenly we were on a road. An actual two lane road with a power line
and crushed gravel. One minute up a hill and there was the lodge and
the cabins (named chalets to make them fancier). We had finally made
it.
I
sat outside trying to recover from my car sickness while the rest of
my family registered. The man told them that almost everyone comes
through that four wheeler trail the first time and that sometimes GPS
tells people to go through an even worse trail. He had already
rescued two couples this summer with his tractor on the second trail.
Then he gave a little chuckle while commenting on technology which
Amy said made her want to throat punch him. Why wouldn't you send
that information out on an email when people reserved a spot? It's
not that hard to auto-respond to everyone saying, “Oh by the way,
Google gives directions through the four wheeler trails and you
should not follow them.”
The
cabin was quite nice and cozy and next morning when we drove to the
provincial park, we zipped along the main road, past the entrance to
the four wheeler trail and made it to town in about 20 minutes. We hiked in the park and had a wonderful time. We made it back home to New Brunswick with no further drama.
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Cabin just after dusk. |
The lesson here is to never trust technology and to not so quickly judge those people who get lost following their GPS because it could easily be you on your next road trip.